ID3 w+TIT2 Contractual LoopholeTPE1 The Braindead MonkeysTALB Space DonutCOMM _ eng No idiot producers were killed during the making of this track. (We saved that for later.)TDRC 2008TSOP Braindead MonkeysTRCK 17/20TPOS 1/1USLT x eng So, the five of us torchbearers were reunited under bizarre circumstances. Breakpoint was investigating an Amazonian shaman who could levitate snakes with her bodacious ta-tas. Tavvv had infected Breakpoint's cyber-brain, and was whispering in his ear about mummy assassins being everywhere. Chaz was on location in the jungle, "filming" and passed out in his own sick, and Arek had tracked him down and was trying to cram dynamite in his mouth with the cyber-arm. It was a lovely scene, except we all hated each other. Due to a contractual loophole, we were forced to return to the studio to record "one last goddamn album". [one last goddamn album] The more the punches flew, the greater our sound. The more spit and bite marks that were dished out, the more creamy rock and roll flowed into the mixing board and electrocuted our idiot producers. And then, the clouds of our mental perceptions parted, and like a great holy vision, we realized the truth. The source of the Braindead Monkeys' power is OUR MUTUAL DESIRE TO ACTUALLY KILL EACH OTHER. This has been verified by controlled experiments involving sheep. The greater our mutual animosity, the greater the pure, sweet rock power that ejaculates out of us. That's the secret, folks! Our anger, is your reward. That's where the magic comes from. Drink it up, assholes. This is all your fault. While reading this rant, I've had to dodge crossbow bolts, a tub of boiling potato grease, and a downed powerline that G'rote dragged in, and tried to attach to my nipples. You are all to blame! We should have broken up a long time ago. How dare you keep waving dollars in our faces, and paying to put us on stage. How DARE you perpetuate this madness. So in conclusion, ... "We hope you enjoy this album as much as we enjoyed making it. It is a very personal work that stems from the heart. See you next sesh, cool dudes and ladies in their cars." APIC f image/jpeg JFIF d d Ducky P Adobe d || !1A"Qa2#qB R3$d%UVb4TrCSsD56ctu&XE' !1AQaq"2BRbr#S3C$TUc4%5sD ? XYo[ol\^ .4UHOΦCS7E']˥@qe ףc{1em⣪^O-.㪼.\(5ϼ6/ǣ9p lT0F2E${Un@\R٘#T RjR~<23TkebA"*U8dI_vq;r1LmM[D!@H |8 i'dzZś;f:^TVʥ W<*qoSw|:fj=LvخV)β=K)6?>?9]dm؍k3azlͽMPә<߄u)yjϺV-0oKH-ʪy*L9֕㮡PWL!H@0[=7ZKѤMSAI1 5n(}bx }4V7l@nҠل܂^M=j-6v$8D)aj!帕^@WQDU;%OdyU,OҤH ;a,nJ bx&U`~2_ wtVy;Lw8n:Ȩs'MC_SM ztOK}8Βc II?:@J QЅzG cZ3+{SXv:G"$?EyԿcl[a_n%m.ʏobj+@W|Ҥ?5T$PuDNƜ͘ߵ\vk%-#m̗J(ÙA Dk%u(p3I 44i<[*\CٽyYbE![^?4%*D;I8**